Goggles

Nate decided that he wanted to wear his swim goggles out of the house the other day... not one to stifle his creativity I let him.

Nate in Target

Walking through Target, Nate and I pass the lingerie department... Nate run down the bra isle screaming "Mommy, look, BOOBS!!!"  Everyone shopping near us stops and looks at me to see what I am going to do about the child screaming "BOOBS!!!" in Target

I look at Nate and say "yup, boobs go in those" all the while laughing so hard I nearly fall to the ground and wet myself. 

Mother of the year right here :)

From the Mouth of Nate

 -- "Mommy, take your shoes off."  "I don't want to take my shoes off Nate."  "But, Mommy, your feet must be hot, they've been in those shoes all day."

-- After explaining to me how a tornado works Nate then adds, "yup, God make that happen."  I said, "I think the weather makes that happen, Nate."  To which Nate responds, "yeah Mommy, and God make the weather."

-- "Creatures are animals."